Monday 4/30/12

Apr 30, 2012 by

Monday 4/30/12
This entry is part 12 of 23 in the series Monday Musings

Tips for the successful navigation of Great Wolf Lodge  (If you haven’t been, you should go.  We seriously had the BEST time!):

1.  DO NOT order 4 virgin daquiris and 2 regular ones at the pool bar. It will cost you $50 and your kids will only finish half.

2. DO bring blindfolds.  Put them on the kids for the walk between the room and the waterpark.  This will avoid nagging about going to the strategically placed arcade and buying sparkle tattoos for $7.50 a pop.

3.  DO NOT try and sneak short kids on big rides by poofing up their hair.  It almost never works, and then the lifeguards smirk at you for the rest of the day.

4.  DO locate the Starbucks immediately.  You are going to need it in the morning.

5. DO NOT think too hard about how they heat the water in the kiddie hot tub.

 

 

 

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